Food

I love cheese an unhealthy amount, not so unhealthy that I would make a hole in a wheel of cheese as a receptacle for a certain appendage............ But not far off if I had your job would certainly die of a coronary in a short space of time.

I have to admit to not having tried your cheese previously where can I buy it?

Well, I eat f'king loads and seem to keep in relatively good shape. I eat loads of veg and fruit, too! It's processed foods, unnatural fats and eating too much sugary stuff when you don't need to that is bad for you, I think.

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