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@General_Lucifer
Silly boy.
Pot Belge was a performance enhancing drug used by pro cyclists in the sixties, seventies, eighties and nineties.
It consisted of Space Dust and Coca Cola mixed together into a potent paste, then this was stirred into a hollowed out Cadbury's creme egg. The rider would have one testicle surgically removed and this performance enhancing confection would be slipped into his nad sack in it's place.
If you see a rider fiddling with his bollocks towards the end of a race it is a sign that he is crushing just such an egg, spilling the toxic speed goo into his bloodstream, giving him the strength of nine wolverines on PCP.
THat's why Armstrong has no bollocks. He used two eggs to give him the boost he needed to win all fifteen Toors di France and win two presidential elections.
It's all there, on the internetz.
OPEN YOUR BRAINS!!!!!