Spotted...

If you are the bloke who rides a Crate the size of Max Crowe's "big blue gate" then if you insist on jumping the lights at Shepherds Bush roundabout you will, at some point, be injured quite horrifically. To add further insult, your awareness in the road is not unlike that of somebody needing a guide dog.

I'm assuming your "does it go fast?" question aimed at my bike was a piss-take.

I'm also assuming that you're on here because you have an Archies product...

Wise up man - that C1 bus WILL kill you.
LOL!!!

Pwnd!