They seek him here
they seek him there
his clothes are loud but never square.
It will make or break him
so he's got to buy the best
'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.
And when he does his little rounds
round the boutiques of Birmingham Town
eagerly pursuing all the latest fads and trends
'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
He thinks he is a flower to be looked at
and when he pulls his frilly nylon
panties right up tight
he feels a dedicated follower of fashion.
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
There's one thing that he loves
and that is flattery
one week he's in polka dots
the next week he's in stripes
'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.
They seek him here
they seek him there
in Bradford Street and St Paul's Square.
Ev'rywhere the moseleytion army marches on
each one a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.
His world is built 'round discotheques and parties
this pleasure-seeking individual always looks his best
'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.
He flits from shop to shop just like a butterfly
in matters of the cloth he is as fickle as can be
'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.
They seek him here
they seek him there
his clothes are loud but never square.
It will make or break him
so he's got to buy the best
'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.
And when he does his little rounds
round the boutiques of Birmingham Town
eagerly pursuing all the latest fads and trends
'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
He thinks he is a flower to be looked at
and when he pulls his frilly nylon
panties right up tight
he feels a dedicated follower of fashion.
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
There's one thing that he loves
and that is flattery
one week he's in polka dots
the next week he's in stripes
'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.
They seek him here
they seek him there
in Bradford Street and St Paul's Square.
Ev'rywhere the moseleytion army marches on
each one a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.
His world is built 'round discotheques and parties
this pleasure-seeking individual always looks his best
'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.
He flits from shop to shop just like a butterfly
in matters of the cloth he is as fickle as can be
'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.
He's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.
#onlyjoking