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  • They seek him here
    they seek him there
    his clothes are loud but never square.
    It will make or break him
    so he's got to buy the best
    'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.

    And when he does his little rounds
    round the boutiques of Birmingham Town
    eagerly pursuing all the latest fads and trends
    'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.

    Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
    Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)

    He thinks he is a flower to be looked at
    and when he pulls his frilly nylon
    panties right up tight
    he feels a dedicated follower of fashion.

    Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)
    Oh yes he is (oh yes he is)

    There's one thing that he loves
    and that is flattery
    one week he's in polka dots
    the next week he's in stripes
    'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.

    They seek him here
    they seek him there

    in Bradford Street and St Paul's Square.
    Ev'rywhere the moseleytion army marches on
    each one a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.

    His world is built 'round discotheques and parties
    this pleasure-seeking individual always looks his best
    'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.

    He flits from shop to shop just like a butterfly
    in matters of the cloth he is as fickle as can be
    'cos he's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.

    He's a dedicated dubmaster of fashion.

    #onlyjoking

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