Boris Saves the Day!

Well done Boris, here to save a cyclist on his Boris Bike.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-mayor/article-23986508-boris-rides-to-rescue-of-hurt-cyclist.do

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well done boris....

in other news "new Met chief chases and nabs bicycle thieves"

BJ's helmet angle is getting out of hand

Jaunty?

+1

why the fuck is he wearing two ties?

why the fuck is he wearing two ties?

???

An idle bystander commented.. ''Bojo, is like fuck the police, yo. He can rock two ties, bare RLJ all day and no get catched. Drive-by badman''

top lad!

BoJo in "Does what most normal people would do" Shocker!!

the article makes it sound like someone had called him to be there. I reckon it was staged.

Great stuff guys

the article makes it sound like someone had called him to be there. I reckon it was staged.

Yer. The BoJo phone goes off, he slides down a pole from the top floor of the London Assembly Building down to the BoJo Cave, where his butler (Algernon) places the helmet on his head at a jaunty angle and away he goes on his Bojo bike to help Londoners in mild peril.

does any of this change the fact that he's still a dreadful fucking tory and a bit of a racist?

no?

oh ok.

does any of this change the fact that he's still a dreadful fucking tory and a bit of a racist?

no?

oh ok.

+1

BoJo in "Does what most normal people would do" Shocker!!

I think it's on par with Big Brother's celeb Pamela Anderson washing up her own dishes.

Ghastly foreign oinks in mini cabs whiff-whaff!