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TBF though, you do get sizeable proportions of your daily VITs :P
Though 3 days worth of saturated (or a week for normal people) is bloody impressive, do they have mad chemical physicists working night & day on new ways to get so much nasty into one small cup?

The most nasty ingredient of all, though, is the Oreos. Most artificial, sickening "cookies" ever made. Texture and taste is as if somebody has blended together margarine, that artificial cream in a can they're so fond of (forget the name), chocolate powder and cat litter.