2011-09-06 - Rider Down (Digger)

So a day off work, watching Rebel Without a Cause and then I think I'll get on the rollarz...

http://www.nationalclarioncc1895.co.uk/

And maybe join the Clarion...

So have stripped the bed which was starting to smell a little like a sick animal, have almost know idea how I will remake it...

The simple things seem to be complicated, I can't explain...

So have stripped the bed which was starting to smell a little like a sick animal, have almost know idea how I will remake it...

The simple things seem to be complicated, I can't explain...

Oy, Mister, take it easy.

Better minds than me have cautioned care, so you do not smash the elbow to pieces.

Picture of your shattered crank below. Too much awsome power, me thinks...

Opening a jar.
Picking up a box
Getting dressed
Wiping your bum
etc
All become major logistical challenges
Good luck

Opening a jar.
Picking up a box
Getting dressed
Wiping your bum
etc
All become jobs for the missus/close friends.

.

^Dibs jar opening

*not close enough/qualified for other tasks

Getting the top off the Mocha was hard, have got the sheet on, going back in for the pillow slips and eiderdown cover...
(cover me, I'm going in)

Oy, Mister, take it easy.

Better minds than me have cautioned care, so you do not smash the elbow to pieces.

Picture of your shattered crank below. Too much awsome power, me thinks...

Can you see the cycle superhighway?

The cycle superhighway is in evidence, but so is the road to nowhere; where's the grease on that thread?

Heal fast, big man, and let the domestic chores wait.

ouchy. heal fast digger. when i broke mine they took the plaster off really soon, to get the joint moving again. hurt like anything!let me know if you want my awesome bionic woman jointed brace thing when they take yours off.

fluttering eyelashes is all you need to get bottles/jars opened. no doubt arses wiped too.

big (careful) hugs.

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/294427_10150450477652524_792172523_11184582_1801541457_n.jpg

Mr. Digger, have you got any enemies?

ouchy. heal fast digger. when i broke mine they took the plaster off really soon, to get the joint moving again. hurt like anything!let me know if you want my awesome bionic woman jointed brace thing when they take yours off.

fluttering eyelashes is all you need to get bottles/jars opened. no doubt arses wiped too.

big (careful) hugs.

Let's do a double blind controlled experiment, we'll both go to the pub and see (through the medium of lash fluttering) who gets their arse wiped first, I feel you may have an unfair cuteness advantage on me Fluffster.

Not in Soho, no.

Bed is made, huge WIN!

http://www.nationalclarioncc1895.co.uk/

And maybe join the Clarion...

Yeah. Good idea.

Meantime, Jens Voigt is going to have to harden up to match your efforts.

digger, let us know when you are ready to breakdance and armwrestle again xx

Just cycling down to Brixton for some Viagra and a horse condom from Jaqui...

Digger! Good to see you @ HH! Get better mate!!! Abraco! c_c

Was able to trackstand today...

but no cartwheels just yet...

Trudat.

Will I get a sympathy shag (or at least a BJ) out of this event? As I typed those words a large spider ran across the carpet, that alone would reduce the number of takers...

Back to work in the morning, this has been a convoluted way to get a sneaky week off...

Will I get a sympathy shag (or at least a BJ) out of this event? As I typed those words a large spider ran across the carpet, that alone would reduce the number of takers...

Forum whip-round for a happy ending?