Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

When I saw the Koxx decal I thought there was going to be some way of using it for trials, like this, with some kind of accessory saddle that uses the 'coccyx' for support, but Koxx don't seem to have any form in stock bikes, they're all about mod, so that would be an odd place to start.

http://i52.tinypic.com/117xyir.jpg

^looks like my new saddle...

Bigger image here.
Hopefully this is someone's idea of a joke.

it seems he wants his bike moved over to the right a few inches..

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gb9Uywclrm4/SiaC3c02rXI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/J6EbGXn4HBk/s400/world%27s%2Bgreatest%2Btrek.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gb9Uywclrm4/SiaC3c02rXI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/J6EbGXn4HBk/s400/world%27s%2Bgreatest%2Btrek.jpg

yee, haw

^^ repost

I just puked.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gb9Uywclrm4/SiaC3c02rXI/AAAAAAAAAZQ/J6EbGXn4HBk/s400/world%27s%2Bgreatest%2Btrek.jpg

http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2009/01/more-things-changepart-ii-true.html
See the date in Bikesnob's post? ↑↑↑↑
That's when we all saw that bike.

When I saw the Koxx decal I thought there was going to be some way of using it for trials, like this, with some kind of accessory saddle that uses the 'coccyx' for support, but Koxx don't seem to have any form in stock bikes, they're all about mod, so that would be an odd place to start.

Thats a very nice trials bike.

Thats a very nice trials bike.

Yes, if I had any idea how to use one I've always though an Ashton Justice would be a nice addition to the fleet.

Koxx Stock Trials bikes moved to the relevant thread to avoid posting in Anti-porn.

ugly as hell!

(and he's asking £950!)

I can tell the owner is a shit person by looking at the stuff he owns.

Koxx Stock Trials bikes moved to the relevant thread to avoid posting in Anti-porn.

Those aren't Stock Trials bikes, they are OTP Mod Trials bikes. Stock vs. Mod means different rules, not a distinction between tailored and ready to wear. Stock bikes have multiple gears and a saddle, Mod bike are not required to have either.

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/3323461.htm

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/3323461.htm

Seriously?

Seriously?

yes

Those aren't Stock Trials bikes, they are OTP Mod Trials bikes. Stock vs. Mod means different rules, not a distinction between tailored and ready to wear. Stock bikes have multiple gears and a saddle, Mod bike are not required to have either.
Sorry but you are wrong.

Mod and stock are terms used to describe wheel size.
26" = stock
19 and/or 20 = Mod.

There's also the new breed of 24s which are classified as Stock for competition but taking a long time to catch on (mainly as the first time anyone came close to winning anything riding a 24 in the stock category another rider complained so they were disqualified)

Sorry but you are wrong

I was right when I cared about such things :-)

If 26" bikes no longer need gears and saddles to be competition legal then it must be the first ever instance of the UCI taking off their 2D goggles.

(and he's asking £950!)

Where? He's just asking to be trolled in the ass.

I was right when I cared about such things :-)

If 26" bikes no longer need gears and saddles to be competition legal then it must be the first ever instance of the UCI taking off their 2D goggles.
I'll let you off.

Stock originally referred to stock mountain bikes with 26 inch wheels and required a minimum of 6 gears and a seat to compete, this has evolved over the years and now according to the UCI refers to wheels from 24-26, seat is optional and since 2004 single speed bikes have been competition legal.