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Two vampire bats are hanging in their cave. One turns to the other and says:
"I'm really thirsty for some fresh blood. I can't cope, I need it now!"
The other bat is amazed and says "Are you insane? It's almost dawn and we can't be exposed to daylight, you know we'll die."
"Yeah, I know", says the first bat, "but I'm really starving for it. I don't care."
So he flies out of the cave and returns five minutes later with fresh blood dripping from his mouth.
"You are lucky thing! Where'd you find blood that quick?", asks the second bat incredulously.
"You see that tree over there in the distance?" mumbles the bat, his mouth full of blood.
"Yeah, I think I do!"
"Well, I fucking didn't!"