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• #127
Substitute "bigot" for "Jehovah" in that Life of Brian sketch.
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• #128
this is definitely not news:
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• #129
this is definitely not news:
a lot more interesting than the election campaign though....
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• #130
when he sits up its like something from 28 days later / any generic zombie/parnormal goings on movie.
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• #131
I read that and thought exactly the same thing. It's just bollocks.
I suppose at a stretch you could see it as 'cultural reporting' but I think that's a big stretch.
this is definitely not news:
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• #132
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html
Top notch reporting from The Sun, as always.
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• #133
a lot more interesting than the election campaign though....
Satirical
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• #134
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html
Top notch reporting from The Sun, as always.
I cant beleve I just laughed out load at a story of a man duying.
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• #135
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html
Top notch reporting from The Sun, as always.
"The eel devoured his bowels."
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• #136
The eel couldn't believe its luck
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• #137
Poor chef, he got a bum deal.
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• #138
Some brand new shit news reporting from the BBC website . . . . (I mean, just read the 'report', take a look at the fucking picture !?)
I could be a journalist if this is all you need to do.
"Something happened today in Sheffield say police. Police say something happened today in Sheffield and that they are going to "look into it" Police say it happened in the Hallam area of Sheffield. "Our enquiries are ongoing" said a police spokesman speaking about the incident in the Hallam area of Sheffield today.
[insert random picture]
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• #139
You misunderstood the article, Tynan.
There was an actual car (possibly not local - foreign?) in the cul-de-sac.
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• #140
You misunderstood the article, Tynan.
There was an actual car (possibly not local - foreign?) in the cul-de-sac.
It used to be such a quiet place where local people minded their own business.I missed that bit where they said there was a car involved in the car accident, it all makes sense now, I reckon it was the car.
And they laughed at Nick Griffin when he said we should close the borders.
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• #141
This country was betrayed by those secret lefties - Cameron & Clegg.
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• #142
They're really just publishing the news too soon, before they have got a proper report together. There'll undoubtedly be a follow-up later with more detail in it.
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• #143
There's enough details - car, child, cul-de-sac, accident. Must be a freak one. There are some cul-de-sacs where person with too deep tan would be branded a terrorist.
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• #144
Yeah, Oliver, what do you want ? Details ? Details of the freak accident ?
You ghoulish freak.
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• #145
Yeah, Oliver, what do you want ? Details ? Details of the freak accident ?
You ghoulish freak.
I'm not a goulash freak, I'm vegan. Do your research properly. You have to read the posts you're responding to carefully.
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• #146
tynan, maybe it's a good thing that there's no much speculation going on in that news, for example when the tube bombing occur in 2005, lots of news organisation (especially the american one), reported a speculated amount of 'death', I recall seeing 'at least 700 death', ' 300 reported killed' etc. while the BBC I remember very clearly just said 'report pending', and eventually '26 death so far' before it reach to the final number - 52 deaths.
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• #147
Cold hard facts. Nothing more, nothing less...
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• #149
This thread will not go well. FACT!
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• #150
i am bacon free
Ha!