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A ring of fire might be more effective- maybe napalm?

Less fossil fuels required to keep the wall in place. The rage virus should work well enough.

why am I seeing this message:

Alkali, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

• Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  
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when I try to view a couple of the 'I been Scobled' links? 161 and 117 at least. I can haz privlige?

whistles, stares at ceiling

Shut up Will

whistles, stares at ceiling

GF does that, when I'm making the sweet loves to her, it hurts me deep inside.

I'll wait until I earn privilege rights through comical asides and demented wittering.

^ You'll do well here...

Why when I came back after over two weeks of semi-flounce and logged back in for the first time I was told that my last visit was 23 hours ago?
Or should I talk to my wife?

I thought you were on holiday?! that's not a flounce...

I've chosen to keep away from the forum, though, despite purchasing 2GB micro-sim from my iPad.

OK, reception was bit shit.

merge https://www.lfgss.com/thread71827.html into https://www.lfgss.com/thread6306.html please.

https://www.lfgss.com/member28142.html

Nursery avoider

Merged

Banned

Yes, in that order.

Merged another fucking jeans thread.

What about emptyEdded who apparently couldn't find the Cavendish thread? Bet you love him.

shouldn't the "ebay/craigslist" thread be changed to "ebay/gumtree / bricklane market" or summit!
as we don't use craigslist here?

Blame "Yankee D" for that. He can change it if he wants.

we don't use craigslist here?

What about http://london.craigslist.co.uk/bik/ ?

GF does that, when I'm making the sweet loves to her,** it hurts me deep inside.**

I'll wait until I earn privilege rights through comical asides and demented wittering.

Sounds like its not you making love to her...

it's never been that same since I lost that damn urethral sound...

Please merge this into this please. Or whichever way you think is best.

Merged.

In IE9 (I know) the automatic thread updates (live) just show up as extra blankness at the bottom of the page, no posts visible.

F5 updates them. I'm using version 2 not 3.

Thoughts etc.