London to Monte Carlo 03-09-11 to 11-09-11

Dover 2-1
Calais 3-1
Just outside Calais 5-1
A ditch somewhere 6-1
A French prison 8-3
A French bordello - evens
Les Deux Alpes - an easy mistake to make 6-4
The Welsh Borders - wouldn't put it past him 10-1
SE drinks - unlikely but not impossible 16-1
It's all a big scam and he never actually leaves Islington - he is a lawyer 20-1
Monte Carlo - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -1

I actually lolz......all the best clive and let the force be with u !!