What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Cunts! Awful from the start. If i hear one more person talk about the simplicity of the maintenance-free 'fixie' I'm gonna stab someone.

"a *F*ixed gear bike is a very rudimentary machine that moves with the person as you're riding it".

Fuck's sake.

The trailer's not aimed at self loathing, ex-hipster cynics like yourself. Move on.