Or... Wine, dine and seduce her... Once she's asleep, post coitus, remove the phone from her night stand and steal into the night, chuckling like a madman... Hope this helps...
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Or... Wine, dine and seduce her... Once she's asleep, post coitus, remove the phone from her night stand and steal into the night, chuckling like a madman...
Hope this helps...