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I never eat HP sauce. I'm not entirely sure what I'd put it on.

Mustard > Ketchup

But they both have their places.

(in my belly)

I never eat HP sauce. I'm not entirely sure what I'd put it on.

Bacon and Eggs

What level of madness is this? Ranch dressing is like the universal salad dressing. It is what binds us all as humans - all races, creeds and colours love Ranch Dressing.

I think your mistaking Texans for the rest of the human race.

Bacon and Eggs

Don't eat bacon.

I think your mistaking Texans for the rest of the human race.

This.

Mustard > Ketchup

Mustard + ketchup > mustard or ketchup.

Bacon and Eggs

Making right now! Thanks John.

another quality derail.

wtf is A1 steak sauce?

Is everyone else just wasting time until "drinking time" starts? Except for Joe. Who is clearly already on his way.

(I have to get my eyes checked this afternoon. Best not drink before that).

i've been up since 4 this morning. i'm high on life. and solvents.

Don't eat bacon.

That's your mistake right there. No idea what it tastes like with fake bacon.

I have an amazing fake bacon recipe, but it requires liquid smoke, which I can't find here. The other main ingredient is coconut.

facon.

the other main ingredient is coconut.

wtf

another quality derail.

wtf is A1 steak sauce?

Kinda like american HP but with tons more vinegar.

bloody canadian recipes

wtf

I know. It sounds so wrong, but it is incredible.

So when is everyone going to the regent to start drinking?

There's some condiment you get in Sheffield. It is great. It tastes like pickle onion monster munch.

This stuff: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henderson's_Relish

Mustard > Ketchup

I think your mistaking Texans for the rest of the human race.

Both of you..

Is everyone else just wasting time until "drinking time" starts? Except for Joe. Who is clearly already on his way.

You know me too well... I'll be at Le Reej trying to recreate the exact conditions that made me fall off my bike in the first place...
#sciencebit

I'll be joining you soon.

Bring a tape measure... And other science-y stuff...