Epic fail

pipped at the re-post?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BdzW4uOcRo

enough

I can't believe I missed a horse punathon.

^ why the long face?

believe me, I'm gonna be equining all night about it

There's no point having a mare, just ride it out...

what saddle little men

shakes head

Hoof! Thought i'd seen the tail end of this

This is about as funny as an episode of Neighbours now.

#tryingtoohard

^ #jealous

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at MLB - YouTube[/ame]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwN-EMrn8lQ&feature=player_embedded

Preacher Manipulates Kids into Donating Money - YouTube

Sub-human scum

fucking low

While it's shitty and a bit more in your face than their uk counterparts, it's the same principal across the Christian religious world isn't it?. They choose to go there and they choose to give.

Dumb for going there in the first place if you ask me.

The whole channel is full of similar crap.

Maybe you could call it dumb if as an adult you opt to start going there, but I have sympathy for the poor people who are brought up to believe that it is normal and thus don't see any reason to leave.
Although I was brought up in a christian environment I was allowed enough freedom that exposure to the sane world soon brought questions into my head. For that I count myself lucky.

The church in the UK is easily escapable - the same cannot be said for some American churches.

http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/elevaaaa.jpg

Same lift - different buttons

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Me.

Bought a new set of tyres online, wondering why they haven't pitched up yet.
Check receipt email, I typed my postcode wrong by one digit.

FUUUUUU

http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/elevaaaa.jpg

Same lift - different buttons

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probably opens the doors on the other side of the lift, onto service bays

A friend just posted this on facebook under the title
Team members cast demon out of woman on plane

"Me and Scot caught an emirates plane nairobi to dubai to london. In nairaobi airport after the trip the kingdom was flowing through us. We met a lady Agnus is the emigration queue when we noticed we were in the wrong one. Scot was talking to a salvation army before we switched. She asked if she could hang around with us in the airport,. Scot said that we're going to have a soak because we were shattered and that she is welcome to join us! But she didn't know what he meant so i asked her whether she was a Christian to which she replied 'i'm a bad one'. So we waited for her the other side and chatted to her and asked her about her faith and found out she had given her life to Jesus but was not born again.

She bought us some chocolate and when we got into the gate we prayed for her. Scot had a picture that she has been given a lot by God ( a picture of some poker chips) but is has been covered by a cloud of the devil. You could just see the chips or goodness through the cloud. I saw a picture of an elephant dragging a great weight behind it, a massive stone it was dragging that was painful. She broke down into tears with emotion. We told her that she was forgiven and that the slate was wiped clean. She said that she knows it is but she can't feel it!

She was desperate to sit next to us and managed to swap seats so she could. Me and Scot were just full of the Holy Spirit and full of joy which she felt and became really happy with us. We ended up speaking life into her on the plane for the 4 hour journey. It was a rollercoaster ride which ended up, at one point about three hours in, with us being a bit deflated and letting our compassion of feeling how hard it must be to forgive herself lower our faith that she could be free.

However, as the plane started to descend Jon felt faith rise in him, held her hand and prophesied ‘you will feel the God and you will know you’re forgiven’. She looked back into the window and then started to struggle to breath. It got worse and worse which caused the stewards to come over and we jumped out of our seats. She ended up lying down over the seats eyes rolled back not able to look at anyone, manifesting with her hands and legs and jon had turned to me, its definitely a demon, and then oxygen was brought she had the mask on (which wasn’t working), electric pulse meter, a person 3 seats back coming to help saying she was a doctor, I was standing back a little and then said to Jon shall we cast it out? Me thinking: these medical people are gonna think were crazy. But we agreed to do it so Jon commanded her to look into his eyes and we cast it out. She came back instantly and the presence of god was thick jon couldn't get up from kneeling on the ground I felt Him running through me and electricity in my arms! Most of the back of the plane rows behind and around were looking in, and I knew the lord was saying speak, I delayed for a few seconds and then explained to the back section of the plane that this was not a physical thing but spiritual thing and its jesus christ that sets us free. Instead of the stewards and staff thinking we were mad there was respect! They were happy for her to go with us for more prayer instead of the hospital at dubai airport, even though officially they recommended that.

Exciting time and very intense plane journey!

Praise God for his opportunity to speak the gospel, and his power to overcome the enemy and his love for those afflicted by the enemy, and please pray for Agnus the women who we were ministering too, pray she will be connected to good bro's and sisters in the US."

tl;dr

Yeah, that grammar is horrendous.

It's gotta be a troll. Even God botherers aren't that stupid, surely?