• The way out of town was amusing, I had just commented on a pedestrians "awesome observation skills" for which Clive was telling me off when another ped with "awesome observation skills" walked straight off the kerb into Clive - one mentally dense object being drawn to a physically dense object.

    That's unfair--Clive is not an object.

    On one descent I saw two motor bikes come perilously close to a female cyclist, one of them was trying to pinch her bum as he went past. He got an utter earful of abuse from me, turns out they came within a cat's whisker of Clive's bum, too.

    Good job you stopped them, that could have got messy.

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