What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Look at this fucking hippy...

He looks alright there, like he might be a bit dicky, but hes probably got an amazing record collection and some decent thai.

The real Ross looks like he only collects shoes and pictures of himself.

...amazing record collection and some decent thai.

I'm ticking those 2 atm.

:)

Ross has shit ankles.

Shitankles?

#besticouldfind

I was otherwise engaged last night, did these two berks make much of an appearance?

I'm gonna go out on my bike today and look for these two weapons

1. Brick Lane
   
2. Colombia Rd
   
3. Broadway Market
   
4. London Fields
   
5. Spitalfields
   
6. Camden
   
   

Any other suggestions?

Truman Brewery

Back a little bit.

No....further back.

In the corner. With the shade.

Yeah.

In that obscure bit no one's ever been to.

There. Look there.

I just read a little bit of their 'blog'. What a terrible start to my day. They're clearly looking for some kind of sponsorship or book deal (the louder than a silent fart guide to London, anyone?) because why bother actually trying to be genuinely creative when you can just jot down the details of your utterly pointless existence online, get a mention in the guardian and wait for publishers to start calling. And I'm still half-convinced this is some elaborate viral by asos or hipstamatic or instagram.

Ross responds:

My personal motivation in garnering kudos from our, as you so quaintly put it 'hipster lifestyle' is in fact a crypto-ironic posture, stemming from the notion that all life is art, and therefore is for sale to the highest bidder. If one chooses to be sponsored by Aquascutum does this make one a vacuous self obsessed narcissistic navel gazing polymorphic celbrety grasping looser? Well quite! As Neville Chamberlin once said “Unto the hippest go the spoils of victory”

One chooses to use the newest forms of electrostatic communication to out perform all others in a quest to become both omniscient and hugely wealthy through no actual talent other that the god given right of all youth to spread our beautiful wings over the drab and tawdry, and fly to the highest heights.

May the gods have mercy on your forum.

Bless you.

^ define your terms?

Omg

self obsessed

'self-obsessed'

navel gazing
'navel-gazing'

celbrety grasping looser?
'celebrity-grasping loser'

Chamberlin
'Chamberlain'

out perform
'outperform'

other that

'other than'

god given right
'God-given right' or 'god-given right'

Not counting the lack of commas and a full stop. :)

Schick, when one is published, the trauma of spelling and punctuation may be left to the editor.

I'm afraid one doesn't accept such paltry excuses for an excuse. :)

Ross responds:

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Bless you.

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Ross responds:

My personal motivation in garnering kudos from our, as you so quaintly put it 'hipster lifestyle' is in fact a crypto-ironic posture, stemming from the notion that all life is art, and therefore is for sale to the highest bidder. If one chooses to be sponsored by Aquascutum does this make one a vacuous self obsessed narcissistic navel gazing polymorphic celbrety grasping looser? Well quite! As Neville Chamberlin once said “Unto the hippest go the spoils of victory”

One chooses to use the newest forms of electrostatic communication to out perform all others in a quest to become both omniscient and hugely wealthy through no actual talent other that the god given right of all youth to spread our beautiful wings over the drab and tawdry, and fly to the highest heights.

May the gods have mercy on your forum.

Bless you.

You sound WELL intelligent. Where in the West Mids are you actually from?

Where's Sally anyway, taking her morning dump? Does both your shit smell?

'self-obsessed'

'navel-gazing'

'celebrity-grasping loser'

'Chamberlain'

'outperform'

'other than'

'God-given right' or 'god-given right'

Not counting the lack of commas and a full stop. :)

Thank you Mr Shick, I will take your pedantry into account, whilst we polish our 1960's Loafers.

My impression:

Sally is real
Ross is someone on the forum, trolling

My impression:

Sally is real
Ross is someone on the forum, trolling

^ This

I'm saying:

1. Lynx
   
2. 'scoble
   
3. Wiganwill
   
4. DJ/Prancer
   

Thank you Mr Shick, I will take your pedantry into account, whilst we polish our 1960's Loafers.

'Schick'

'1960s'

Anyone who uses 'whilst' has a problem. :)

My impression:

Sally is real
Ross is someone on the forum, trolling

Sounds likely.