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@tiddy
Spend the first date looking bored and checking your watch. For the second, take her to a club, but enter through the kitchens, tipping everyone generously as you go. For a third date, pistol whip the guy who lives opposite her. Later on in the relationship, get a mistress and set her up n a nearby apartment.