"Hello middleofnowhere's boss. Yes. That's right, he won't be in today. Mild case of the abdabs. In the stomach region. Hellishly messy. No, best not to talk about it. Floating. Green. Fatty. Oh, sorry, I wasn't supposed to talk about it. Terribly messy. Projectile. What's that? Yes, you must be very busy, are you ok? You sound a bit, eww, what was that? Ah, thought it sounded familiar. OK. Well, I think you should check in with your Doctor as well"
"Hello middleofnowhere's boss. Yes. That's right, he won't be in today. Mild case of the abdabs. In the stomach region. Hellishly messy. No, best not to talk about it. Floating. Green. Fatty. Oh, sorry, I wasn't supposed to talk about it. Terribly messy. Projectile. What's that? Yes, you must be very busy, are you ok? You sound a bit, eww, what was that? Ah, thought it sounded familiar. OK. Well, I think you should check in with your Doctor as well"