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Eric Clapton

Eric Cantona

Eric Bana

Banarama

Bananaman.

I was living in toronto the last time there was a power out. I can't remember exactly, i think it was a reactor somewhere around detroit or lake huron that caused it.

After the inital misery of realising that there was a fuckload of disadvantage to living on the 14th floor and after the mass panic of food and water buying riots..i slowly came to realise that it was it was truly wonderful. Neighbours came to sit on their prevously un used verandas, conversations happened, a crowd gathered around a battery radio in the parking lot..suddenly there were people in my neighbourhood. Vast amouts of children were running about, playing outside games.. a banjo was being picked. It was beautiful. In 24hrs it was all just a memory but it made me wonder how much we're actually losing out on with the advent of modern conveniences.

What a lovely post. I bet it was magic! Literally brought a tear to my eye.

Isn't this is an episode of The Simpsons?

But then this made me larf.

I can't believe you merged my masterwork.

ANIMALS!!

I can't believe people in this day and age still can't use a search feature. Rant rant merge stab rant etc.

I can't believe people in this day and age still can't use a search feature. Rant rant merge stab rant etc.

Dead to me.

merges with fluffy bunny thread

I just searched. There IS no fluffy bunny thread.

it's a secret thread that you can only get to by clicking on a series of tags in the correct order on the correct threads.

I'll give you a hint to get you started, the first tag is of course 'margaret thatchers penis'

well yes

the fluffy bunny is only a metaphor for the warm feeling you get upon accomplishment of your philosophical odyssey.

"Check out Winehouse, what a fuckup, oh she's dead, how tragic, I was purely interested in her musical talent and not at all morbidly fascinated by watching another human being collapse with no dignity at all into a very public and disturbing addiction" Get your puppy dog eyes off my news you hypocritical soft brained tossers. You loved every minute of her horror. Rank!

MY WIFE IS TIDYING UP MY SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
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unorganising it or throwing things away?

unorganising it or throwing things away?

un organising it AND bagging up stuff for tip. it's like the bit in 2001 the HAL starts to loose its mind.................dave

Stop Dave, I'm Afraid - YouTube

i havent talked to her since i found her in there.

[tniy voice]help me [end tiny voice]

un organising it AND bagging up stuff for tip

I've been doing this to my brother's shite. Mainly because it's my house and he refuses to throw anything (literally) out.

I've been doing this to my brother's shite. Mainly because it's my house and he refuses to throw anything (literally) out.

Ah but i had just got back from the tip after chucking out a load of old tires and a dead mattress. I think she saw this as a green light, like i was going to throw away all of my bikes, spare wheels, boxes of bits/shite.

Things calmer now although not a huge ammount of communications re the 'shed' incident. i may have to make a polite sign so there is no confusion like...........

I've chipped my fucking front tooth. Quite badly. Billy bollocks.

I had great teeth.

Fuck you you fucking mark all fucking read fucking button.

This.

I bought some wheels off ebay, rear is advertised as needing a new spoke. Said new spoke will be included. Wheels arrive, new spoke is not included, braking surfaces are very worn and the hole for the new spoke is fucked. I message the seller asking for £60 it will cost me to buy a new rim at trade price. He declines. I open ebay dispute, he responds with an offer of £40 saying he still thinks he is in the right but doesn't want to seem unfair. I reply declining the offer saying I'm not seeking recompense, but the cost of the new part to make the wheels useable then go and click the "yes" button at the bottom. Ebay pop ups fuck up (again) and register it as I accepted his offer.
Fucking shit bags.

So now I have sent him another message saying I know I fucked up and he can send me the £40 rather than £60 because ebay is a steaming pile of manure and I will just have to deal with it.

i'm getting really fucking bored with broadsheet newspapers. especially weekend ones. finding it hard to see any article as other than what they blatantly are: the flimsiest excuses for clueless, page-filling pointless pap.

ditto the entire bbc documentary output lately. anything music based in particular. fucking pointless lowest common common denominator shit.

What, didn't you watch the 3-part 'Great Thinkers: In their own words' docu that was on last month? It was wonderful!