North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

Right.

Euston Tap IS a good idea. But I'm heading to JD's warehouse shortly and will then be accompanying him to the ever illustriousness Ice Wharf where we will enjoy more than the dank smell of 380 year old wooden toilets, the cripplingly depressing and heavy dark woods and the sight of old todgers with beards climbing downward entangling themselves in their pubic runways...

Instead we shall be spending our evening in the presence of new found wealth, people with; bright white trainers, Staffordshire terriers, 76inch Plasma TV's at home and Tesco Value Basmanti Rice in the cupboard.

YOUR evening will be less exciting...

Perfection in a post.