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Predictions for Question Time Special tonight:

Who will blame who:

Labour [will blame] the cuts.

Conservative [will blame] Labour / parents.

BNP [will blame] the blacks / Muslims.

Muslim Council of Great Britain [will blame] the infidel, casual and or loose clothing for women.

The Green Party [will blame] poor diet / low quality rice flooding inner London ghettos.

The Police [will blame] the police cuts.

The Church [will blame] militant atheism.

But who will the Jews blame? And what about Geoff Capes, who will he blame? Will Graeme Norton be specially re-animated so that he can try to shift the blame onto someone else?