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Surely the rice would be unuseable after going through a crematorium? Can you alter the temp on one of those ovens?

Stick Undertakers at number 10 until we know better. They can't moan at being mid-table.

Absolutely, it's only the start of the season anyhow, mid-table's decent.

Whose fault is it ?:

1) EEI
2) NWO
3) The Magistrates
4) The Jews / Superprecise
5) The dead
6) The Rice Marketing Board
7) Bell Biv Devoe
8) Twitter
9) Facebook
10) Undertakers
11) Geoff Capes
12) Canada
13) Horatio - Staged the whole thing as research for his thesis
14) Eric fucking Clapton
15) JD sports for selling 'Bare Crep'
16) Uncle Ben
17) Colonel Sanders
18) FEIC (European Federation of the Plywood Industry)
19) Cher Lloyd!
20) Murdoch