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It's so hard to say, so many rumours, I saw two guys digging up a coffin, throwing the corpse into a wheelie-bin and filling the coffin with rice, it didn't look right to me, I think something is going on.

Surely the rice would be unuseable after going through a crematorium? Can you alter the temp on one of those ovens?

Stick Undertakers at number 10 until we know better. They can't moan at being mid-table.