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But the Effra's too close to the danger zone...

Salford? West Brom? Wolverhampton? There's a fuck off big river in the way mate, you'll be fine.

if you hadn't noticed, there has been unprecedented scenes of looting in London. If you suspect there is going to be more it is easier to police things that are shut down rather than have them open and then become a public safety issue. Time to wake up Crispin. Simply calling the police names and criticising them isn't the answer to our problems.

Can't tell if serious?

what is a fact is that we have been advised to leave, that's all.

Will LMNH be showing highlights later?

i highlighted rumours, so youy are mature enough to do what you think with the info or researcher further or ignore it

wasn't aimed at you mate.

the one liners get me

Will LMNH be showing highlights later?

Just spoke to sumo. they are closing now

Sky showing the riots live, BBC to show edited highlights.

So where are all the looters? Starting to get the feeling they're playing hide 'n seek with the OB.

what is a fact is that we have been advised to leave, that's all.

Want to come and rescue me from Chinatown?

Sky showing the riots live, BBC to show edited highlights.

Typical.

How about ITV though?

"some of these children are barely out of childhood"

Sky showing the riots live, BBC to show edited highlights.

What riots? where?

Want to come and rescue me from Chinatown?

Presumably now that the BBC have moved up north, they will only be showing northern riots.

Typical.

How about ITV though?

*
An Audience with... The Residents of the Pembury Estate

Featuring Kate Thornton, Katie Price and Peter Andre amongst a host of other stars.*

sure, shall I? whereabout?

Want to come and rescue me from Chinatown?

*
An Audience with... The Residents of the Pembury Estate

Featuring Kate Thornton, Katie Price and Peter Andre amongst a host of other stars.*

These are the people responsible for events of the past few days.

Of course none of this would be going on if the new season of TOWIE had started already.

Just been told yoofs are gathering in Canary Wharf, anyone know if this is true?
Can't see anything from my little window.

Leytonstone is so fucking quiet it's unbelievable. Families enjoying parks with toddlers, no single hooded cunt in sight.
Are all the gangbangers from Cathall Man Dem, Thatched House Tugz and Loyal Soldiers looting other boroughs? There's no single yoof outside any of the chicken shop nor barbers... No whiggers circling the estates on mopeds. Nothing.

Tesco looks so "Dawn of the dead" with barricades (sic!) inside to prevent people from barging in after smashing the windows (no shatters after the fresh refurb last month!). Loads of rice left, but the stand with mascara and fake nails is shut.

i cant see anything live, are there riots now, wherE?

Fuck Mini Babybells!

Gangster boy Duggan's family are apparently angry that the gun wasn't fired at Police before he was gunned down.

Smart money now goes on Tottenham going to ratshit after dark.

sure, shall I? whereabout?

Gerrard Street - Wardour Street end - half six? Grab a drink on the way south?

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