This is not a thread! (Paradoxes)

The 2nd post on this thread is true.

The 1st post on this thread is false.

Went to see an amazing exhibition of Patrick Hughes in dalston
http://www.patrickhughes.co.uk/
Full of optical illusions and visual paradoxes

This sentence is false.

^Woah... mind-fuck
Excellent:)

Thanks Molly for clarifying

2 Wharves = 1 Paradox

Oh my Christ.

That's true. It's a picture of a pipe.

Is 'heteralogical' heteralogical?

Is 'heteralogical' heteralogical?

'Heterological'?

Thanks Oliver. I can never write a sentence without a spelling mistake.

Suppose there is a island with just one male barber. On this island, every man keeps himself clean-shaven by doing only one of two things:
Shaving himself, or
going to the barber.

Another way to state this is:
The barber shaves all and only those men on the island who do not shave themselves.

All this seems perfectly logical, until we pose the paradoxical question:
Who shaves the barber?

Wow!

Thanks Oliver. I can never write a sentence without a spelling mistake.

Nice paradox, but it would have been strengthened by the inclusion of a comma between 'thanks' and 'Oliver'. :)

No it wouldn't.

i'm a liar

I don't believe you^

No it wouldn't.

i'm a liar

Yes, but you're not BlueQuinn.

The exam-next-week-on-surprise-weekday -paradox always blows my mind.

Can't be on Friday, cause won't be a surprise.
Can it be on Thursday then?

And so on.