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  • Last night I was in the middle lane as I approached a junction, because I wished to go straight on when the lights changed.

    The lights were red on my approach, but the car behind was beeping at me to get past, so I waived at the car. At the lights the driver went apeshit, "did you fucking waive at me? you think you own the road? get a life you sweaty tramp, i stopped riding a bike when i was a teenager, i fucked your mum last night...."

    "So do you actually own the road? You are so fat that sitting in your car you are sweating, are you a necrophiliac? my mother is dead, but i fisted yours last night..."

    Clearly my responses to his communications were not appreciated as he pulled over twice to try to get out of his car to hit me, but being a fat retard he could not run fast enough.

    Possibly not my finest hour.

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