Ways not to lock your bike

No it's not. Click on colour and then the little arrow in the top right.

Spotted an elderly locking his old pashley via the seat post today, advised him asap on what he should be doing. Felt really nice being a good samaritan.

How did he take the advice? Whenever I've tried I had abuse given to me, It could be my technique

after the floodgate strong entrance gate with electronic key and the code locked massive wooden door let me down, this one makes me rage in desperation - all decent bikes have been removed out of our 'secure' bike storage, not one had their lock defeated but because of cheese, it was not necessary!

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locking fail... oh wait, I'm in a place where you don't have cunts trying to steal your bike, and that's my bike.

germany???

last few times, I havent bother to lock it at all...

after the floodgate strong entrance gate with electronic key and the code locked massive wooden door let me down, this one makes me rage in desperation - all decent bikes have been removed out of our 'secure' bike storage, not one had their lock defeated but because of cheese, it was not necessary!

Are those Josta locks?

don't know who makes them, wish i would, wish i could sue them.

germany???

last few times, I havent bother to lock it at all...

Yeah, good old Germany. Makes me so angry that London is the way it is, especially with what happened to Reeen.

first time I read this thread... can't stop laughting !

Brilliant:)

This was in front of Belga Fietsen today. Athena group.

Whilst at Tesco's earlier noticed one of the local scallies (I've seen him sniffing around bike around Dalston) locking up his bike with a liquorice lace. Amazing how these little shits don't mind locking up with a £5 piece of shit from Argos, but as soon as they see a Kryptonite or Abus they see a challenge and hack away at it.

His bike was shit though, no one in there right mind would've stolen it.

This was in front of Belga Fietsen today. Athena group.

Deserves to be promptly removed by whoever sees it first. Disgraceful locking... Of course it might already be stolen...

I'm sorry, what? "deserves to be removed"? Really?

You'd have thought this bike was locked ok...

thanks God they didnt take the cranks too....

Aw.

^^^A little faith in my lock restored.

You'd have thought this bike was locked ok...

Was that at Charing Cross? I think I saw something very similar the other day

Deserves to be promptly removed by whoever sees it first. Disgraceful locking... Of course it might already be stolen...

Nah, thieves don't use water bottles

^could be full of Tennents Super

I'm sorry, what? "deserves to be removed"? Really?

Nah, thieves don't use water bottles

Jaysus... Come on - you get a Wilier Gran Turismo.. Lovely Easton Wheels - and you lock just the front wheel! Too much money and no sense, or its been badly locked u by someone whos stolen it already.

Either way you'd hope some good chap would remove and leave a note, explaining it would have been stolen, no?

#wakeupcall

You'd have thought this bike was locked ok...

That bike's been slowly vanishing for over two months now...

been like this for over 2 weeks... it's only a matter of time before bits start to go walkies...