Wanted: 2 bedroom flat

2 bedrooms, 2 brothers, 1 sister

sounds incestious...

i thought it was more, nhatt and j, mum and dad - saadat, son.

Saadat = Pet.

Nope, it's more like Nhatt= legal guardian, J and Saadat= small children, Alley Cat= boozy aunt

Lies. That implies you're more mature than us.

I believe if facebook is anything to go by, J is my grandfather, and I am in turn Nhatt's grandfather.

So J is in a relationship with his great, great, granddaughter!