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@Pistanator
Complete Cunt Of The Day Award without doubt goes to this tit!
I arrive at Stamford Bridge on my own, get off my bike and proceed to walk through, pushing my bike
"Where are you going?"
"Just through here to take a few snaps"
"You're not allowed"
"Why not?"
"You have to use the other gate and lock up your bike, they're not allowed"
"Mate, I'm pushing it, I'll leave it against the wall, take a few snaps and I'll be off....2minutes"
I proceed to walk through with my bike
"YOU'RE NOT AWLLOWED, COME BACK!"
"Mate, there's loads of people here with pushchairs and I can see two fella's with Boris Bikes, stop being a cunt and fuck off!"
"No, you fuck off!"
I slam my bike down and walk up to his safety box....slapping his perspex window
"Come on then you cunt, let's go....get out and let's 'ave it!"
He get's on his walky talky
I go in, rest my bike against wall, take a few snaps and then proceed in leaving STILL pushing my bike
"Thanks mate....see, that didn't hurt did it"
"WAIT THERE, YOU'RE NOT LEAVING"
"Why would I wait here? See you mate...."
"Why are you running away, I've called more security, you have to wait here!"
"I'm not running, look, I'm pushing my bike...and why do I HAVE to wait here??!....see ya mate"