Anyone here good at photoshop and wants to mock me?

kthanxbai.

As I'm sure has been said before, it needs more red on it ;)

yeh fuck off would i leave my bike propped against a wall up here.

Yeah Phil, that's because your bike is worth more than a fiver

Haven't seen a Newcastle thread attract so much attention from daaarn saaaarf for ages.

absolute bullshit.

He didn't mean Liverpool and Newcastle. Probably a Yorkshire village where you leave your front door open, no chavs nor forruns.

... no chavs nor forruns.

Chuckle, excellent, lovin' yer self-deprecating sense of humour, East-End-Images ;p

Would've LMFAO if you'd added pikeys too.

Is it a bit naughty to laff at this?

Haven't seen a Newcastle thread attract so much attention from daaarn saaaarf for ages.

It's like that stag night from last month all over again then.

#amidoingitright?

It's like that stag night from last month all over again then.

#amidoingitright?

#dunnoifIgetthisone

Whatever money you're planning on spending on this, don't. Save it for a decentish frame, crank, bar & stem...

now you've got red wheels, I'd say best with black everything else?

bit like this....

not the best chop skills, but upgraded your lock to a fagh mini...

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I'd start with sending those wheels back to whoever sells them on eBay with those "racing tyres".

Maybe just get one of these?
http://www.pisquaredbikes.com/

#isitfridayyet?

Hi guys, I'm currently working on my bike and would like a hand with a few colour schemes, and was wondering if anyone here would mind doing a few mockups **(pitch for free) **of what my bike might look like if I went ahead with it, because I have no imagination whatsoever.

I've already decided on red wheels and chain, and plan on ruining the bike further with a red crankset. I'm also planning on confusing things and adding a third colour by buying the tan leather saddle from velosolo (fake Brookes) and some tan leather handlebar tape. I was then thinking the frame would either be badly painted british racing green***** or a bright blue*****, so I'm torn between the two.

So you have complete design autonomy, within the limited boundaries of the extremely restricted brief.

*Official Pantone references

Cheers

ftfy

Most graphic designers will be all too familiar with this scenario.

#SorrytocontinuethemockingJoebutyoudidask ;)

I've seen a billion plenty of bikes round town with no locks, or string for a lock, and they've been there on my way home.

'leaning against a wall may have been a slight drastic exaggeration, but I wouldn't say you'd be fucked unless you lock it with x, like y.

Just saying.

hahaha this is the best laugh ive had on a forum. dont think ill bother now.

Nah maybe not. You could buy some Fruit Boots though?

why didnt i bother reading this thread till now?

id just like to say that you guys are dicks, it was funny yes but its my choice what colour i want my own bike! First I love bright colours, and everyone thats seen my bike has complimented me on it, and Ive had 2 bikes stolen, and I figure having bright coloured and recognisable bike would be a good way to deter thieves.

And im definitely not the only one:

http://www.createbikes.com/
http://www.nologobikes.co.uk/
http://www.bigshotbikes.com/

geez im sorry if asking for a bit of help/advice is too much to ask from a forum, a second opinion wouldve been nice.

Anyway, sorry for the rant but I want you to see im not being completely unreasonable and yes i did laugh pretty fucking hard at this

Who changed the thread title?

Joe, the bikes in the post above are all shit, so yes there are people with poor aesthetic taste and even worse taste in bikes.

http://twitter.com/#!/JoeShaw92

It's more accurate this way

is this what they call a "gang sin"?

and Ive had 2 bikes stolen,

still use liquorice lock though!?

dont think i can show my face around here after that

we will show your face for you

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Uuurgh!!! I bet you're one of those people who does those stupid hashtag games.

@OP:
Do you carry lunch money?
Because once you're done with your bike you'll have it taken off you at regular intervals.
FACT

enjoythe[strike]hunger[/strike]ride

^#doinitright

Aparently, Transformers 3 - 3D is, "By far best film ever made!!"

^^^^^^^^^^^
stop it! I can't handle this volume of comedy gold.

east.

Uuurgh!!! I bet you're one of those people who does those stupid hashtag games.

what are these hashtag games?!

I don't participate in tweeter, am I missing out...?

Allow me to direct you to a typical one.

http://twitter.com/#!/search/%23itsalwaystheuglypeople