Courier vs Rickshaw

2 men enter, 1 man leaves.

Who do you think would win?

enter where?

Uh, the Thunderdome, obvs.

Right. Mike Tyson would win, obviously.

^^^ ?

enter where?

Each other?

I'm in on that. Salivating.

OK, really, what's the scenario? I'm fed up enough to play along.

Just thought about it today, cycling past a rickshaw guy, must be such a pain in the ass job.

Ok scenario is this. Medieval weapons of their choice, on a platform overlooking a volcano, which in turn is filled with flame resistant sharks with head mounted lazers (obviously).

Who would win?

Those rickshaw guys are a pain in the ass. I predict next year will be all about the rickshaw. Hipsters will be riding them all around London's glittering West End, scowling and bereft.

I'd win, with my Mac 10.

Rickshaws are the reason God invented bazookas.

This thread's rubbish, and I'm remorseful.

But fed up enough to play along.

Yeah. Need the next move from the OP; I've shown my hand. Some might say I've got my pants pulled down.

I'll see you on chat roulette in a second then.

my entire evening hinges on the pointlessness of this tosh

If you squint, that looks a bit like a kidney.

Good spot. I like kidneys. Steak and kidney pudding.

Hard to determine where rickshaws fit into all this. Perhaps they bring gravy.

I had a conversation about bone marrow earlier. I was trying to explain texture and flavour to my Japanese housemate. I got as far as 'fatty but nice'.

There were no rickshaws.

Not convinced by bone marrow. Tried it, but not the St. John version.

What say you yeesh? CYOA and I are about to start discussing laundry in your vital thread.

Or is this what you wanted?

Very clever.

Yeah. Need the next move from the OP; I've shown my hand. Some might say I've got my pants pulled down.

It's a bit cold....right?!

I'm a fully grown man

I was sleeping. This thread was stupid. Everyone knows a Rickshaw dude would win.