Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

No.

The original nyan is funny. Black if just acid to your ears

WTF .. my ears.

Sorry bro. 0/10.

scoot love it enough for everyone don't worry

oh hai

Why you should always wear your helmet...

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Leopards are recluse by nature. It probably attacked merely out of self defense. Had there been a lion or tiger there some serious damage would have been done. Those captivators must've been getting right on the leopard's nerves, LFGSS style.

I think it killed one man, critically injured another and injured another four. Not a bad haul.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-eater#Leopards

Good stuff. Go leopards!

I love how all the zoologists are coming out the woodwork.

It's true...very, very rare you'll see a Leopard attack.

repped

scoot love it enough for everyone don't worry

Yeeeeeah! Imagine playing the main violin part! Fucking respect!

It was spotted (pardon the pun) then tried to get away and hide, those guys stupidly chased it and it turned on them.

If they'd let it go it most likely would've buggered off home.

Also, they tried to tranqualise it but that didn't work, so they fired two shots from a revolver at it, which is what caused the death.

i read that it was coming into the village and attacking animals so it was ment to be tranquilized and moved further away but it went wrong

anyway thats not a meme

^^ its the only things that keeps me sane when talking to English Literature students.

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brilliant

Leopards will fuck your shit up.

They have basically evolved to kill primates in a very specific way which is illustrated in that photo of it doing the "invisible bike" routine.

They lock on with their front paws, usually at the shoulder blades when facing their prey and then simultaneously bite the neck and claw the belly with their back feet. Its usual cat tactics but leopards have it down.

someone even mentioned that exact tactic on the previous page..

No. They use the element of surprise to stalk and pounce on their prey. As they are carnivorous, their prey consists of all manners. But not necessarily just primates.

The don't grab with their paws, but rather pounce and constrict their prey at the neck to disable their prey. Clawing the belly of their prey has no effect. The claws have other uses.

If you need a better example of Felidae hunting you should look to lions. They are almost the ultimate predator and are social too, working in teams of prides. Leopards come third from the top but aren't the ultimate predator. Leopards go for smaller prey.

predator thread

No. They use the element of surprise to stalk and pounce on their prey. As they are carnivorous, their prey consists of all manners. But not necessarily just primates.

The don't grab with their paws, but rather pounce and constrict their prey at the neck to disable their prey. Clawing the belly of their prey has no effect. The claws have other uses.

Not 'good manners', they put their elbows on the table and all sorts.

Also, 'Clawing the belly of their prey has no effect. If I got clawed in the belly by a leopard, slashing away at my spleen like an irate combine harvester, seeing my gizzard torn assunder whilst simultaneously having my face rendered inoperable via the medium of big fuck-off great teeth I'd be writing a jolly stiff letter to Attenborough. Maybe posthumously.

Also, 'Clawing the belly of their prey has no effect. If I got clawed in the belly by a leopard, slashing away at my spleen like an irate combine harvester, seeing my gizzard torn assunder whilst simultaneously having my face rendered inoperable via the medium of big fuck-off great teeth I'd be writing a jolly stiff letter to Attenborough. Maybe posthumously.

It may be uncomfortable to get clawed in the belly by a leopard. But not to the extent of being fatal. Prey would get killed from other injuries.

a lot of them carry knives. spotty cunts.

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