• To the bloke on the yellow fucksie bike turning right from Guilford St into Grays Inn Rd @ 6.35pm today:

    • Was I signalling right? No.
    • Were you signalling right? No.
    • Did I think you were going to ride straight into me? Yes.
    • Did you back off your cock maneouvre when I shouted, "no, No, NO!"? No.
    • Did you awkwardly cut in to the front of the queue of traffic as the lights changed on your side? Yes.
    • Was your riding sketchy, unpredictable, and disarming for everyone in the area? Yes.

    Get a fucking grip. If you were pissed, accept that you're not capable of riding a bike safely in that state, and please don't do it again.

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