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Back to scatalogical matters; the best story I heard was from the Tour in the early 1990s when Breukink was riding for ONCE. He had a case of the squitters and had to go in his shorts. Neil Stephens was sent back to the team car for a towel and a clean pair of shorts which he delivered to Breukink. He got changed whilst on the move and cleaned himself up with a towel, rolled the soiled shorts into the towel and threw it onto the verge, where it landed right in front of a schoolkid who thought he'd hit the jackpot in getting some cool pro cyclist kit. One can only imagine his surprise, shock and disgust when he realised what his bounty actually was.
Cool story, bro.