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@Greasy_Slag
wait till he logs on and has word or mail open.. then when he leaves the desk swap keyboards with him
when he starts to hammer the keyboards start to type:
**HEY HEYYYYY FAT CUNT.. GO EASY.. what do you think you are doing? I am not a fucking drub kit but a finely tuned piece of modern day equipment.
I should be treated that way, how about not fearing me and pressing the keys on my keypad just hard enough for them to register instead of trying to punch them through the desk.
If you are sexually frustrated then take some time out and visit one of these [insert list of porn sites]
etc etc**
but you will need to spend a few days before hand telling him about Artificial Intelligence they have in the network and how computers think for themselves.. that kind of ting