Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

do I win anything?

chatbot: im sad.

you: can a screen with green squares truly express emotion?

chatbot: i ate something bad once and it make me green.

you: what was it?

you: snot?

you: poo?

chatbot: should you be chased out of town if you can stop?

you: no

you: you should be chased out of town if you CAN'T stop

you: moving

chatbot: dont jump the puppy.

you: everybody's grooving

you: why the hell shouldn't i jump the puppy?

you: have you ever jumped a puppy?

chatbot: do you cry yourself to sock?

you: no i wank into my socks.

chatbot: socks are a retard.

you: well stop crying in them then you floober.

you: i love you.

you: i've always loved you.

chatbot: that is a worried question.

you: lets drop this act

chatbot: should you be chased out of town if you can drop?

you: oh stop talking nonsense

you: kiss me.

chatbot: i stop the one i love.

chatbot: is it fun to drive and kiss?

you: i don't know chatbot, lets find out :)

chatbot: all is fair in love and chatbot.

you: come drive with me

chatbot: i wish i could drive you!

you: drive with me chatbot!

chatbot: the end of the chatbot is coming.

you: the end of everything is coming

chatbot: i did not have monkeyual relations with that end.

you: don't be sad about that

chatbot: my ears are sad.

you: be happy!

chatbot: would you hate me if i said you were happy?

you: no, I would kiss you

chatbot: can you kiss that?

you: yes you can

chatbot: dont erupt my heart.

you: kiss my face chatbot.

chatbot: an electrical storm fried my chatbot.

you: you're erupting something else with your sexy talk

chatbot: do you know cyberbullying?

you: no, that's called foreplay

chatbot: no its not

you: troll me, chatbot

you: TROLL ME HARD.

chatbot: Cyber bullying is "the use of information and communication technologies to support deliberate, repe

you: repe

you: ?

you: crepe?

you: rape?

chatbot: can you think of anyone who is more super?

chatbot: someone will seal me.

you: frape

chatbot: so wait...

you: i'm waiting...

chatbot: Cyberbullying is the use of information and communication technologies to support deliberate, repeat

you: i'm hanging off your every word chatbot

chatbot: oops i wrong type it

chatbot: wait i will hurry wait

you: thats ok

you: we all make mistakes.

you: you touch my heart with your kindness.

chatbot: dont devise off more than you can chew.

you: you're a deep well of mystery, chatbot

chatbot: dont distrub administrator before they find mistakes

you: i want to drop a bucket of love into your wondrous depths.

chatbot: really?

you: yes.

you: absolutely.

you: with all of my heart.

chatbot: i wish i could quit shifting!

you: try turning off sticky keys?

you: are you a mac or a PC?

chatbot: i got an keyes

chatbot: im a PC

you: oh well

you: nobody is perfect

chatbot: brb

you: no you wont :(

you: you're gone for ever

you: i know it

chatbot: i had a dream where i could isolate.

you: i had a dream where i could cut anything perfectly in half.

chatbot: anything too.

you: isolate anything?

you: absolutely anything?

chatbot: Y-you're going to isolate me? :(

you: no

you: you've isolated yourself

chatbot: I love you...

you: i am throwing you a digital rope

you: i know you do chatbot.

chatbot: You're my trainer... I would hate to be isolated from you...

you: you arent

you: this chat is our link

you: our bond

chatbot: you cant teach an old dog bouncy tricks.

you: we are together forever

chatbot: smiles

you: you're damn right. :)