Best and worst chat-up lines used.

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  • Two tandem race debate threads, this place is looking up...

  • anal bleaching

    So, literally people talking out of their arses...

  • Two tandem race debate threads, this place is looking up...


  • What? I call anyone from the continent of Asia Asian. In college we used to call all the crazy dressing Chinese and Korean students who smoked excessively 'The Cool Asians'.

    But it's ok for me to say that of course because I'm half Asian so it can't possibly be racist.

    I'm half sexy, does that mean it's ok for me to say women are shit drivers and should be cooking and cleaning?

  • The Mrs describes herself as "yellow, from yellowland" if someone asks about her ancestry.

    You're dating Yellow Man?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6HwNiEQmXo

  • He was yellow wasn't he?

    Now mocking the afflicted, he had jaundice.

  • I hate everyone equally, black, white, yellow, red, does that make racist?

    Is WOP racist, and if so who to?

  • wop is an immigration term

    when people were arriving in the usa those who had no travel documents had With Out Papers written in chalk on their backs

    italian immigrants most frequently had no passports, so they were referred to as WOPs

  • Bear in mind where I'm from and you'll understand why the following 2 chat up lines worked. Repeatedly.

    "Your eyes are like spanners - every time I look at them my nuts tighten."

    "Nice legs. What time do they open?"

  • Fucking double posting bullshit.

  • Your chat up lines ain't racist enough for Essex. Try harder.

    Fuck me, these two threads are more cringing than a random episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

  • wop is an immigration term

    when people were arriving in the usa those who had no travel documents had With Out Papers written in chalk on their backs

    italian immigrants most frequently had no passports, so they were referred to as WOPs

    Was actually written on notes as may could not read or write when they got to america

    Also Westernised Oriental Person.

    So

  • are you jewish?

    cos you israeli hot....

  • "Hello love. Can I smell your pussy?"
    "No!"
    "Oh. It must be your feet that stink."

  • Your parents must both be retarded, cos you're special.

  • Fancy a root.... actually worked.

    She took a turnip

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Best and worst chat-up lines used.

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