Best and worst chat-up lines used.

Your eyes are beautiful...

Can I touch them?

Are you sure? Lol i dont drink.

You should, it takes the edge off. Everything.

this thread makes me want to drink

to forget

not talking about what Scoot posted though.

you have a lovely dress on.

it'll look great on my floor

next my to my knife

/shit thread.

does this smell of chloroform to you?

You should, it takes the edge off. Everything.

I take the edge off by cycling and other things. I used to drink but went off it really.

Don't give straight answers, this is the internets you know. I'd imagine Scoot isn't really into pokemon as much as it appears. Sadly...

Your eyes are beautiful...

Can I touch them?

My girlfriend keeps trying to lick my eyes.

Tis fucking weird.

jaw drops

This was my first love letter to sumo

and I was going to watch Pokemon: The First Movie two days ago but the disk wasn't in the case

I'd be laying the smackdown in Blockbuster fo'sho.

How dare you doubt my dedication!

my bad. But strip pokemon is badnews no?

anyway, i'm going back to my toptrumps, this pokemon business is to modern for me. Has greenracer gone to start a new thread?

Sorry, was lost in a strip pokemon fantasy.

and I was going to watch Pokemon: The First Movie two days ago but the disk wasn't in the case

I think Sumo is trying to tell you something

anyway, i'm going back to my toptrumps, this pokemon business is to modern for me. Has greenracer gone to start a new thread?

Lol nope not anymore!

fuck me, this forum has turned into channel 5 when the CSI omnibus ends.

fuck me, this forum has turned into channel 5 when the CSI omnibus ends.

i thought it was turning into some inane blog full of the daily trivia that cretins like to share in the hope that it makes them feel better about themselves?

that's why i'm here and it seems to be working.

i thought it was turning into some inane blog full of the daily trivia that cretins like to share in the hope that it makes them feel better about themselves?

.

There's one already; FACEBOOK

I come here to be entertained by people arguing for an entire day about what's racist and what isn't racist.

I once chatted up a bird once with the opening line: "What's that perfume you're wearing....it's givin me a swan's neck!"

I went out with her for about 6 months

I come here to be entertained by people arguing for an entire day about what's racist and what isn't racist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9jVqmF2uzM