break-in(?)

Had the OP said

"went to check and saw a 6' 2" black male of muscular build, with brown eyes, a shaved head, strong moustaches, a broken nose, an earring in his left ear, wearing an adidas track top, dark jeans and white reebok classics sneaking in through the open vertical sliding window in the kitchen."

would some of you lot have made such a massive fucking deal about it?

Because Denis Rodman was in his kitchen?