Tour De France 2011

Geraint Thomas fined for exposing His PENIS To schoolchilderen !!!!
one more cock touching episiode and he gets thrown of the tour and arrested by the gendarmes*

*maybe

• 200CHF fines for following sport directors for driving infractions during the race (Article 12.1.040.25): Didier Rous (Cofidis); Alexandr Sheffer (Astana); Dimitry Konyshev (Katusha); Bingen Fernandez (Garmin-Cervelo)
  
• 100CHF fines for the following riders for public urination (Article 12.1.040.29): Jakob Fuglsang (Leopard-Trek); Thomas Geraint (Sky)
  
• 30CHF fines for “sticky water bottle,” bidon collé (Article 12.1.040.37): Sergio Paulinho (RadioShack); Alessandro Vanotti (Liquigas); Tejay Van Garderen (HTC-Highroad)
  
• 50CHF fines for following sport directors for above infraction: Dirk Demol (RadioShack); Dario Mariuzzo (Liquigas); Brian Holm (HTC-Highroad)