Violent Assualt Vid

@ Clive Fuck me that joke is getting even less funny than 'nerging'.

That's a matter of opinion!

True, nerged is still the nadir.

It's all so fucking tedious I'd even welcome your andyp regurgitations again.

And fuck you too.

It's not often andyp employs that sort of filth.

I agree about 'nerged' though. Embarrassing.

When I'm feeling weary and blue, I'm only too
Glad to be left alone
Dreaming of a place in the sun when day is done
far from a telephone

Hardly ever see the sky
Buildings seem to grow so high

give me somewhere peaceful and grand where all the land
slumbers in monotone

I'm world weary living in a great big town
I find it so dreary so dreary
everything looks grey or brown
I want an ocean blue
great big trees
bird's eye view of the Pyrenees
I wanna watch the moon rise up
see the great red sun go down
watching clouds go by through a windy sky fascinates me
but if i do it in the street every cop I meet simply hates me
B/c I'm World Weary World Weary
tired of all these jumping jacks
I wanna get right back to nature and relax

I'm world weary living in a great big town
I find it so dreary, so dreary
I want a horse and plow, chickens too
just one cow with a wistful moo
A country where the verb "to work"
becomes a most improper noun
I can hardly wait till i see the great open spaces
my loving friends will not be there I'm so sick of their darn fool faces
because I'm world weary
I could kiss the railroad tracks
I wanna get right back to nature
assume a horizontal stature
I wanna get right back to nature and relax

Just saying, if a cyclist tried to get through a gap that was too narrow cuz he was commuter racing, scratched my motor and called my mum a whore when I politely mention to him that I prefer my paintwork intact, I'd have mashed his face like a potato. Problem?

where you touching yourself when you wrote that?

you twat.

The driver should be prosecuted for dressing like Richard Hammond.

^^
Ben's right , though.

Probably Old Bill, though they look a bit Essexy to be honest. Always best to about turn when people start getting out of a car

.

Irony.

I've lived on Old St since before it was cool.

Are you one of those Cockerneys then?

I am no-one.

Cool guys, but what about the violence?

About the car being taken without the owners consent, then returned sometime later in the day, surely this goes against everything OB try and throw at drivers- could this now be a valid excuse to get out of speeding fines etc?

I thought owners were required by law to furnish OB with details of the driver at a given time, otherwise they took the shit for it, it works that way with GATSO tickets, were you driving? No. Who was? I don't know. Tough shit, you're getting done for it.

Sorry officer, I'm a dick and left the keys in the ignition. Some bastard stole my car, but then they returned it. which was nice.

Very good sir, however, why do we have a fucking video of you assaulting a cyclist and then getting back in to your car and speeding away.

Old bill iz fucking jokes. FACT.

I would put (small amounts) of money on him being Old Bill, or son/cousin/brother/other of someone in the force.

I would put (small amounts) of money on him being Old Bill, or son/cousin/brother/other of someone in the force.

I would take that small amount of money and times it by 100

About the car being taken without the owners consent, then returned sometime later in the day, surely this goes against everything OB try and throw at drivers- could this now be a valid excuse to get out of speeding fines etc?

I thought owners were required by law to furnish OB with details of the driver at a given time, otherwise they took the shit for it, it works that way with GATSO tickets, were you driving? No. Who was? I don't know. Tough shit, you're getting done for it.

Martin Porter's comment on it:

http://thecyclingsilk.blogspot.com/2011/07/another-assault-on-cyclist.html

This story made it onto the BBC News Website

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-14125396

was also on bbc london 6 o'clock news

I would put (small amounts) of money on him being Old Bill, or son/cousin/brother/other of someone in the force.

In my experiance the police are far more efficient at actually assualting people. That guy was a rank amature.

Special?

I'm sure this video will interest you guys:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da0_1310425025

It's my vid, feel free to abuse myself or the pedestrian. Read the description for my opinion on the matter.