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He's fat, and he plays like roy of the rovers.

to say the article is floored because you refuse to see both sides of the argument is crazy. Of course there's a risk to buying any player, but the stats on him are awful, truly truly awful. He wil not amount to anything, he couldn't hack it north of the border, and got shipped out to Blackpool. Kamikaze, lucky to get promoted, lucky start to an adrenaline filled first half of the season, only to be sent back exactly where they belong.

Not been here for a few days but I see you are still using your Liverpool embossed dildo to pleasure yourself?

If he's so shit - why did captain Beetroot try to hijack our move for him in January? Once you have sold all your decent players to Chelsea or whoever for a few quid and a couple of brown envelopes in the palm of the twitching freak then you will be desperate for anything you can get hold of. Laugh while you can as YJC will soon be playing for you lot, probably alongside Hargreaves and whatever other rejects Harry can conjure up