• ^ What? You need to "calm yourself down" after thinking of Eric Pickles in rubber knickers! You sick fucker! The normal response when confronted by such mental imagery is to get in the shower and scrub with dettol until your skin starts to bleed, not to have a cold shower to avoid the humiliation of knowing you had a wank while thinking of that fat fuck's love handles peeking out the top of a pair of latex skids!

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