Football

They are a club supported by those kids who were bullied at school and who were scared to go along to the football with the big boys but were taken by their dodgy "uncles" who would fiddle with them at half time over a cup of Bovril and a Wagonwheel.

Shut up. Half of the melts at Stamford Bridge were bullied kids who now go to the football to fit in with the working class lads