Shit, F***in, annoying adverts

Oreo's Ad.
Don't tell me how to eat a fuckin' biscuit. Especially in the pointless way that you want me to eat it. Twist it and lick the icing?!?..and have a glass of milk handy?! It's not the fucking Tequila slammer of the biscuit world. Fuck off!

This one? (It is the U.S. version buy I couldn't be arsed to spend more than a 30 seconds checking out youtube vids)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS6BZNmDAc4

I was hoping the dog would take a piss in that kids milk ... to teach the little bastard a lesson.

It is a pity because I really really really like Oreos and I can eat pretty much a whole pack at a time ... but know I hate them.

New co-op ads.

show a bloke with a red rapha winter cap.

Was he on a fixed bike n all ?

Gears are the new fix ya know

No, he's some sort of farmer.

Ha ha. Whats next, fixers in cowboy hats ?

^take it the fashion thread>>>>>>>>>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkto6oyGAtg

Schhuuuuuuush, it's a quiet revolution?! Then why are you doing a global campaign, you funking bellend>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

^
now i know how damn short kylie minogue is

http://youtu.be/znreR0ShdGc

it's not even an original idea.

YouTube - ‪Sony Bravia (Bouncy Balls)‬‏

more like an advert for foxtons.

I like, old movies...

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http://youtu.be/znreR0ShdGc

I don't remember them closing that road in Wimbledon Park to film that...

that fucking credit expert one
what the fuck is with that?? is that bloke meant to be funny???

YouTube - ‪Improve your credit rating for free - Credit Expert advert‬‏

fucking shit
YouTube - ‪Hobnobs Medley Advert (UK, 7 May 2011) - Kitchen Beatbox‬‏

i don't even like beardyman, but that video was good/original

YouTube - ‪KFC So Good Advert (We got family, April 2011)‬‏

and that other cunting one where the 'chef' goes on about how much he's learned since working at kfc

YouTube - ‪Windows 7 TV Advert - Photo Fuse (UK version)‬‏

this one as well.
it shows something entirely unrealistic. who the fuck believes that it's that simple to change images like that??

Well it's convinced me. I'm off out to buy a Sony J11M and somehow capture a cloud. I suppose I could create one if I had an appropriate and effective method of controlling temperatures in an enclosed environment.

It's only precipitation isn't it. How hard can it be?

This came up (when searching for a new phone) and i thought did they think of cycling?......

It looks like sex can still be used to sell to certain demographics....

Considering a large portion of the Lynx market are virginial teenage boys, isn't a slogan based on premature ejaculation, perhaps the most common male sexual disfunction, sort of belittling the majority of their demographic?

The Halfords saturation of ITVs' Tour coverage drives me mad and that jingle.......arggghhhh!

"gave me the family nature never could"

WHAT THE EF'ing EFF IS THAT ABOUT Windows 7 neo-eugenics.

help me while i gas my self with the cloud. 'weep'

The new pizza advert with the little boy poking his head around the corner to spy on his very attractive 20-something mother sensuously rolling out pizza dough.

It's pretty much word-for-word how Freud described it.

Also she should be throwing the dough not rolling it!

Love a bit of Oedipal complex, me.

The Halfords saturation of ITVs' Tour coverage drives me mad and that jingle.......arggghhhh!

"I always wondered what 2nd and 3rd on the podium was for" Boardman.

Well Chris, it's for you to stand on in the 1986, 1990 commonwealths and 1996 Olympic games, to name a few.