Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Just being unbiased
The frame could be pretty in itself, still a road lo-pro conversion with dropouts swapped for track ends, but rear brake cable braze-ons left intact. Besides, lo-pro with drop bars, brakeless no foot retention? Oh, and if you could just see the rear wheel in close-up...
Anyway, I hope he wouldn't take this personally, just like I wouldn't if someone I know posted my bike. In fact, I should do it myself.

Here. Non-matching wheels, ugly clips, chop'n'flipped bars, shift levers still on?! Awful.

faux panniers?

bull horns?

colourful tape?

hipster >>>>>>>>>>>>