Who spits on a saddle?

maybe they were licking your saddle?

I said 'saliva' not 'salvia'

Do you have a brooks saddle by any chance? If you do, it could be that the spitee was trying to polish up your leather in the time honoured way and got disturbed. Either that or they are just a bit disturbed.

Haha, just a bit disturbed methinks.

megalolz it was me, umadbro?

not really. that sucks Haran. some people are just missing something important. it's like the more common thing of kicking wheels out of shape on parked bikes. pure not-for-profit malice.

i'm going Lords on sunday, are you?

Yeah, I can think of worse bodily fluids on a bike. Now, where's the bike porn thread?
Have fun at Lords, v jealous. I'll be getting some miles in before Dunwich.