For Sale: Bloke Ad: Hermes Scarves

I can confirm these scarves have not touched any bodypart, apart from maybe hands. But NO genitalia.

perhaps a quick dibs might help the sale.

I also have a #cough mate #/cough who might be interested in that sort of thing.

can confirm these scarves have not touched any bodypart, apart from maybe hands. But NO genitalia.

That you know of! Did you not say that she chucked you and ran off with another guy because you wouldn't play the improvised love bead game with her and Hermes scarves. Did you ever go away for lads weekends/work trips? Just asking like

That you know! Of did you not say that she chucked you and ran off with another guy because you wouldn't play the improvised love bead game with her and Hermes scarves. Did you ever go away for lads weekends/work trips? Just asking like.

I think I humped her when I was about 23...

have any of ^^^ those scarfs been tightly wound round a nut sack ??

just checking like

Proper LOL moment!

many people seriously into threads would be sickened by this thread

and they said gucci dog tags were bad...

If only it was Hermes belts I'd be right keen...

Bodyguard!?

yes :)

So you reckon she's given you permission to clear out her mess?

^Euph?

Trust Oliver to drag this thread down with his smutty innuendo.

Filt.

Someone has to ask the difficult questions.

Wait...£700 each?

Yep. You can get a decent brass for that.

Seven hundred pounds?

I'll give you £20 for the black and white one.

i briefly tried to find a video to put here of that scene where someone drops a silk scarf on a samurai sword and it floats down and gets cut in two. didn't know what film. failed. cool story huh?

...shame on you.

I'll give you £20 for the black and white one.

...shame on you

Hey, I just want to tell everyone I have a £700 scarf. They are the most ridiculous things I have ever seen.

have any of ^^^ those scarfs been tightly wound round a nut sack ??

just checking like

Nut allergy?